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Start with a house with old siding in need of replacement, and rip off all the siding |
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Insulate the house, and buy 1.5 tons of mortar |
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Chainmail the house with metal lathe, a lot of decking screws and some big, honking washers |
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Slather the front with mortar until your neighbors think you're going to stucco the house |
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| Then start applying the stones and bricks in a pleasing pattern | ||
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Grout between the stones with more mortar |
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| Don't forget to leave room for a spiffy address stone | |||
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Done! |
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